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Anonymous

January 13 2017, 23:04:27 UTC 4 months ago

yup

Anonymous

January 13 2017, 23:07:58 UTC 4 months ago

Toddlers suck. I don't understand why people are so fucking excited about this lifestage. Is this feature added by a Sims 4 EP or something? If so, that will be the EP I never get.

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January 13 2017, 23:22:13 UTC 4 months ago

no it comes free in a patch so you can deal with it and stop being a whiny cunt

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January 13 2017, 23:08:28 UTC 4 months ago

3 & 5:

Are you a 13 year old who just had their first wet dream and now you're obsessed with dicks?

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January 13 2017, 23:09:35 UTC 4 months ago

Go check unposted secrets :)

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January 13 2017, 23:18:19 UTC 4 months ago

#8

She alienated me forever when she had that ridiculous temper tantrum over people supposedly copying 'her' style.

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January 13 2017, 23:23:05 UTC 4 months ago

15. Who is this? I want to block them.

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January 14 2017, 18:20:39 UTC 4 months ago

fantineaquane, good luck.

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January 13 2017, 23:26:01 UTC 4 months ago

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There's a TS3 community?

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January 14 2017, 00:06:20 UTC 4 months ago

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I mean, basically
Medieval dick art is amazing.

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14. Wouldn't Circe always give it to Loki dry? She seems that kind of person.

Anonymous

January 14 2017, 00:11:25 UTC 4 months ago

Circe would give it to Vidcund dry, too

Anonymous

January 13 2017, 23:50:00 UTC 4 months ago

6. english, motherfucker, do you speak it?
16-24. they're surprisingly adorable
25. whining and complaining about whining and complaining, classic

Anonymous

January 14 2017, 14:21:07 UTC 4 months ago

I know. I'm just so goddamn sick of the horrible atmosphere in that forum. I mean, I really like some of the people there and I've found friends and people to talk to but there's also people who constantly, in every subforum, spread a bad mood whining about everything and giving EA shit for stuff they haven't done yet or should do differently. I'm not one of them. I never whine or complain because I know that even if I don't like stuff, others probably do, and that when I don't like an EP I just don't buy it. But the rest of the users there seem to have a whole different approach mostly consisting of entitlement that the game should be exactly the way they want it and so they fill every subforum with their needless "EA could've done that better" and "EA give us XYZ" and "TS4 sucks!" threads and I don't say anything in the forum itself but I'm just kinda sick of it and needed a place to rant. So yeah, whining and complaining about whining and complaining. Sorry!

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January 13 2017, 23:55:40 UTC 4 months ago

@all the toddler secrets, good news for those who wanted the toddlers, I'm really happy for you! Seeing the update was literally the first time for over a year or so I've wanted to open up my game to try them out but sadly pirate-patch hasn't been released yet as far as I know so I need to keep waiting for a while longer before I get to try them out. I have a feeling that the novelty of them will wear off soon though and it's very unlikely EA will bother giving the toddlers any additional features or content in future packs/expansions/whatever. With the possible exception if they end up making another Generations pack of course.

10. It might look okay if they had pictured it with hair that has the hair line starting where the bangs do instead of the bangs going there in the middle of the hair like they do now. It does need a better alpha badly though.

11. Maybe it looks cute to them? Or their secret fetish is clowns? Not something I'd put on my Sims but each on their own.

12. I'm always surprised when people don't know of the wayback machine. If only the archives always worked perfectly there it would be even better.

13&14 That's..... oddly hot actually. "bite the pillow loki i'm goin in dry" *already crying from laughing over that*

15. Somebody should report their blog, there is no way tumblr rules allow posting content like that since it could be considered implied child porn.

20. That's hilarious! I really wonder what would show up on the screen? Just a clip of two Sims diving under blankets to woohoo while making honking sounds? I hope somebody enables/remakes it one day, it could for example raise social and fun bar and lower hygiene and maybe bladder? And if somebody walked into the room while video is playing the sim watching it would get negative memory over being caught watching naughty videos. Or if parent caught teen watching it they could ground them like they do when they catch them sneaking out at night and so on.

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January 15 2017, 10:45:38 UTC 4 months ago

Secret poster here! I uhm. . . Recently had found out about the Wayback Machine, and wanted to share about it! It does kinda suck that not all download things work;; And it's especially bothering for when people do recolors but the mesh is gone for good. Oh! If you know any other cool things like this, could you let me know?

Have a doodle and a great day!

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13/14: I can't even look at Loki the same way anymore after reading secrets like these. Ick.

19/24: Eh, I prefer honey mustard with my crow. But you better hope something else important in your game didn't get broken (since, you know, that tends to be how EA works)

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January 14 2017, 02:40:45 UTC 4 months ago

As soon as I see a secret about him I let my eyes glaze over and scroll past so I don't get whatever weird, twisted, fucked up shit it is in my mind.

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January 13 2017, 23:57:11 UTC 4 months ago

Tumblr bans blogs using ad.fly link and all of a sudden, every cc creator makes a blogspot because "it's easier if all my downloads are at the same place". Yeah right. I hate hypocrites even more than adfly.

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January 14 2017, 02:29:36 UTC 4 months ago

i remember back in the good ol days when cc was only on livejournal and blogspot :')

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January 14 2017, 00:12:45 UTC 4 months ago

well shit! they actually did it...863 days later. time to redownload ts4

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January 14 2017, 05:20:02 UTC 4 months ago

Lmaooo all of those days!!!

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January 14 2017, 00:18:23 UTC 4 months ago

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January 14 2017, 00:21:59 UTC 4 months ago

lmao, the guy who thinks vampires are a waste but is still going to buy a game pack dedicated to vampires

that'll show 'em

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January 14 2017, 01:51:53 UTC 4 months ago

He's either a troll or an incredible moron. Or possibly both.

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January 14 2017, 00:35:16 UTC 4 months ago

2. Okay, but honestly, I am in love with reshade.
3. Okay?
4. I wouldn't want anyone playing my saved games, tbh.
9. Same
12. I fucking love wayback machine. It's so handy.
13. First of all, yes this is my fetish. Secondly, are we going to talk about the tiddy fic again? Please someone quote the tiddy fic.
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20. Is that from Cuttingroom floor? Also, someone add this back into the game tbh.

Anonymous

January 14 2017, 00:39:47 UTC 4 months ago

"Please someone quote the tiddy fic."

you mean this?

"Loki began to unbutton his shirt. 'If you don’t understand my Simlish, maybe you’ll get it in another language.' He exposed his pale, deliciously engorged man-tits to Nervous’s ever-widening brown eyes. 'Ønsker du brystene mine?'"

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"Nervous closed his thin lips around the tip of Loki’s left boob and started to suckle. The flavor was unexpected: a little bit nutty (not unlike the owner of said boob), surprisingly spicy, with a definite tang to it. He wondered if this was the result of Loki’s diet—or Circe’s experiments. It was quite a contrast to the slightly sweet and salty savor of the breast itself. Nervous had to pause several times to wipe his own drool from Loki’s tit before practically shoving his face back in for more.

Loki chuckled. 'Greedy little bugger, aren’t you?' He tugged his shirt open further and patted his right tit. 'This one’s jealous.'"

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January 14 2017, 00:43:01 UTC 4 months ago

I wish they'd ban adfly secrets they're so dragged out

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January 14 2017, 01:28:01 UTC 4 months ago

you're probably one of the cc creators who uses adfly

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Ya, ya, I get it lots of fuckers wanted toddlers. I'm glad for you all. But jesus christ...I can't stand my dash right now. Am i right?
I've unfollowed about 30 people in the last 24 hours for not tagging their TS4 shit. So sick to death of people reblogging the same toddler pics and not tagging it.

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January 14 2017, 00:51:11 UTC 4 months ago

4. That makes a lot of sense. It's interesting to see what aspects of the game different people focus on and the like. What the hell's going on with that grandfather clock, tho??
6. 'That's freaking not a work' :S Also I don't get why people who want to see their meshes don't make stuff for games where that is actually a standard practice.
9. It's not the pics that are important, but the fun you had playing your legacy ~
11. The greenskin in the background is judging her.
14. Heh, I'm not surprised by Circe's lack of bedside manner.
15. D: D: D: LEAVE ALEXANDER GOTH ALONE
21. A stuff pack just for bowling, huh? Back in my days, that would've been made a small part of an actual ep :P

Toddlers: nice that ts4 people finally get them :) I hope that will be the start of a new direction for the game.
(The Nervous-Subject looking one in the suit looks weirdly old compared to the others.)

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January 14 2017, 01:18:48 UTC 4 months ago

# 4! That's an awesomely done secret actually imo (upside down clock and all!)

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January 14 2017, 01:41:02 UTC 4 months ago

I'm so glad someone posted this. I was going to submit almost the exact same thing.

I wish gohliad would just leave and be done with it already...

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January 14 2017, 02:31:38 UTC 4 months ago

literally same. my blacklist list is literally like all of her different blog names. i've blocked her like 10 times and then she comes back as servobride like either stay as one entitled blog or leave and dont come back

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January 14 2017, 01:50:35 UTC 4 months ago

I'm not sure what to make of Friendlysimmers, honestly. In a post awhile back they claimed to have been born in 1975, which makes them in their 40's...and they talk/act like they do? They act like sex and romance is gross (said they will never attend the romance festival, posted that they keep showers out of their game so their sims can't woohoo in them, even thought they can't in TS4 anyway), and recently said their sims never leave the house or socialize with anyone outside their household. I'm starting to think that maybe they're mentally disabled.

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January 14 2017, 02:35:22 UTC 4 months ago

i put friendlysimmer in the same category as bear31. there iss obviously a mental side to it, like those adults who have the personality of a child, or some sort of autism - bear31 still lives at home and threw a tantrum when her parents wouldnt buy her something. she's in her late 30s rofl

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January 14 2017, 03:35:04 UTC 4 months ago

why are people so obsessed with this beaknosed sack of mayonnaise

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January 14 2017, 04:13:26 UTC 4 months ago

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January 14 2017, 03:38:32 UTC 4 months ago

02 - Spellcheck comes standard in most popular browsers and google translate. Use it next time you want to express yourself in text.
03 - Art. Simsecret needs more ms paint dick pics.
07 - I think London is just an automated Maxis bot account and friendlysimmers is a troll, so I wouldn't put too much stock in anything either of them say.
Cinebar sucking the devs dicks now because they got toddlers lmao your toddlers will be culled !!!
I fucking hate Cinebar.

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